Good Morning, Sunshine

I drew the kids from South Park as realistic teenagers. No, I am not proud of myself.

I went off of the realistic drawing of them from “Free Willzyx” ‘cause I figured that was more or less canon.

I suppose they're waiting for the bus at the usual spot sometime in the winter.

Stan, being the more or less main character of the show, seems to me to be an All-American boy, so I tried to keep it simple and masculine. He probably plays a sport or two and gets decent grades and has a hot girlfriend. I think he and Kyle stay really close and probably influence each other's style and taste in music.

If you’re wondering why Kyle is unprecedentedly sexy, it’s because I love me a good red head and his hat translates easily to hipster for a teenager which in turn translates to well-dressed these days. Mostly, though, it’s because we share names and my ego is the size of the Hindenburg. I guess he got to the point where he quit giving a damn about Cartman and let his inner awesome shine, probably playing a few instruments and owning a sweet camera.

Cartman is still mean and out of shape. Right now I think he's wondering how the hell that stupid Jew got so damn sexy. I figure he's too busy being dysfunctional to develop a mature style, so he still looks essentially the same.

Kenny, I think, remains the shortest and is sort of a baby face, so he grew a goatee to compensate. He's not as clean cut as Stan or as dashing as Kyle, but he's still a solid guy with a sensible style that fits his personality. He's probably a bit of a pothead, might like to think he can drum and no one has the heart to tell him he blows. He's the average one, I guess.

Sorry for the text wall, I spent way too much time on this and I spent all of that time creating an elaborate mythology for it.